Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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