no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
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I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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