S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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