he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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