Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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