fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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