It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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