So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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