Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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