I swear she didn't look like that last week.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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