worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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