scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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