Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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