My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
