piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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