ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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