You're completely useless in the revolution.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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