im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
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Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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