Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Barsexuality is the new black.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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