Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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