WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
