Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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