Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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