Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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