We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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