BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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