It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
