Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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