I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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