Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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