That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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