wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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