Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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