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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
vagina is talking i cant
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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