how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
