i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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