I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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