Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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