he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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