dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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