But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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