are you still at the devil's house?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Randomize
