D3 body, D1 cock
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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