After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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