And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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