worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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