i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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