Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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