some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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