your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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