Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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