Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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