Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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