So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So much rum. So many feels.
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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