I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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