he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
You need a sexual gate keeper
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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